I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I’m not gonna be mean, I’m very interested.

I don’t even need folks to answer this. I already know.

Ladies: “He is like the coolest nigga ever, let me give up my panty drawls.”

Fellas: “Damn, I wish I was as cool as this nigga. I should let him fuck my bitch.”

DONE.

(Source: beautifulandscary)

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