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highpoweredmutants: Without that phone, the virginity would still be intact you see. Tell Megan Fox that my virginity never had Instagram or got damn Siri. High-res

highpoweredmutants:

Without that phone, the virginity would still be intact you see.

Tell Megan Fox that my virginity never had Instagram or got damn Siri.

(Source: boohoolindalieu)

(Photo reblogged from highpoweredmutants)
Posted at 12:50pm

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